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Go West Young Man

Go West Young Man Script

The script will be downloadable from here
 
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This is a fictional addition to the script form Rico...
 
This scene comes in between the scene when Del offers to look after Boycies Jag and the scene in which we see Del put it in the lock up.
 
EXT.DAY PECKHAM HIGH STREET.
 
Del drives Boycies Jag down the road, he then spots an attractive blonde walking on the pavement, he pulls up a few yards in front of her and gets out of the car and makes out that he is checking it over as she approaches.
 
DEL.Bloody car,(notices woman) oh please do excuse my French, ere you don't know nothing about brand new E-type Jags do you?
WOMAN.No im sorry I don't, has it broken down?
DEL.Yeah and ive only just bought it.......paid cash, never mind though cos i'll phone my brother up and he'll come down and pick me up in one of my other luxury motors.
 
The woman seems impressed.
 
WOMAN.Do you live around here then?
DEL.Well here there and everywhere really, Ive got a bit of property dotted about all over London.
WOMAN.Oh you must be terribly rich.
 
Del gets some notes out of his pocket and fans them.
 
DEL.Mai Oui,Mai Oui,here I tell ya what, as it dinner time why don't.......
 
Del is interupted by the sound of banging and scraping as Rodney pulls up in the car Del bought off Boycie.
 
RODNEY.Oi Del,you aint broken down in Boycies jag have ya.
DEL.(Trying not to let the bird hear) Go away Rodney, Im busy.
RODNEY.(Doesn't hear him) I tell ya what get in and i'll take ya back to Boycies showroom and you can drive the 3 wheeler back to the flat while he gets one of his boys to look his Jag over.
 
Del looks at the bird embarassed then approaches Rodney.
 
DEL.Your a mouthy git,iv'e not broken down, Ive just pulled that posh sort and im now about to take it out for dinner.
RODNEY.Looks like she lost her appetite Del.
 
We now see that she has gone.
Del goes to go round the drivers side to give Rod a whack but he speeds off.
 
END OF SCENE

 

 

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