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Big Brother

Big Brother Script

The script will be downloadable from here
 
 or you can purchase it from our shop
 
This is a fictional addition to the script from Rico...
MISSING SCENE FROM BIG BROTHER
 
this follows the musical scene where Del tries and fails to get rid of the briefcases, he is now in the Nags Head sat on his own looking depressed with a briefcase on the table.
Enter Trigger.
 
TRIGGER.Watchya Del, Whats the matter, you look a bit down.
DEL.I am down Trig, Iv'e been trying to get shot of them briefcases all day.
TRIGGER.No luck then?
DEL.No no luck Trig, Still, he who dares, ay?
TRIGGER.Yeah, he who dares Del, ere have you tried Joycie behind the bar?
DEL.Yeah but aint everyone?
TRIGGER.Im talking about selling her one of them cases.
DEL.Whats she gonna do with a bloody briefcase Trig?
TRIGGER.She could put her paper work in it.
DEL.She's a barmaid Trig not a merchant Banker, the only paper work she has is the report from the clinic, innit?
TRIGGER.Good point.
DEL.No its ok Trig, I'll make a couple of calls when I get in, i'll soon get rid of them, if not you can have em back and I'll have me money back.
TRIGGER.I don't want em back, they're rubbish.
DEL.Your a right crook you are Trig do you know that?
TRIGGER.That aint fair Del, Ive never stolen nothing in my life, I hate that sort of thing, I thought you we're a mate Del and then you accuse me of being a crook.
DEL.Alright don't get upset, I was only joking with ya.
TRIGGER.Look I would give you ya money back but Ive spent it.
DEL.What already?
TRIGGER.Yeah I had to pay a fine.
DEL.What for?
TRIGGER.Shoplifting.
 
Del reacts.

 

 

 

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