{"id":1002,"date":"2010-01-04T20:44:01","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:44:01","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:44:01","slug":"mr-x-part-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr X Part 7"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mr X<\/h1>\n

Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham)<\/strong><\/strong>
\nScene\u00a0Seven – INT- SCENE CUTS BACK TO THE TROTTERS FLAT<\/p>\n

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\"cassandraRodney is ham-fistedly changing a nappy. Cassandra enters from the kitchen.<\/div>\n
Cass:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Honestly Rodney, I can’t believe you haven’t got the hang of that yet!<\/div>\n
Rodney: She keeps moving!<\/div>\n
Doorbell rings<\/div>\n
Cass:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, you can do some moving of your own now and answer the door.<\/div>\n
Rodney: (Smiling) Anything else my lady?<\/div>\n
Cass:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, if they’re selling anything were not interested.<\/div>\n
Rodney: No, you’ll be alright, Del’s back at the pub.<\/div>\n
CUTS BACK TO THE NAGS HEAD (STILL MIKE AND DEL)<\/h6>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 How did finding out who Mr X was mean you went down the kermet?<\/div>\n
Mike:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Because as soon as I found out who he was, he realised\u00a0 I was a danger to him.<\/div>\n
Del: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Why?<\/div>\n
Mike:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Because I knew him.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Unconvinced) So you came to warn me about him.<\/div>\n
Mike:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Still dubious) Am I in danger as well then?<\/div>\n
Mike:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Why?<\/div>\n
Mike:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Because you know him as well.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Go to Final Part 8<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n
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