{"id":1012,"date":"2010-01-04T20:52:42","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:54:50","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:54:50","slug":"friends-in-the-right-places-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/friends-in-the-right-places-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Friends in the right places part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Friends in the right places part 3<\/h2>\n

Friends in the right places\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly\u00a0(Part 2 from MR X)<\/a><\/p>\n

Scene\u00a0Three – INT – THE CELLAR – IMMEDIATE<\/div>\n
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\"trigger\"Denzil is feeding papers through the shredder.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Here’s the last of it Denzil.<\/div>\n
Trigger hands Denzil some more paperwork.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Thank\u00a0Goodness for that Trigger. This is fiddly and time consuming, I just hope our ’employer’ appreciates this effort.<\/div>\n
Del enters in haste, Mike follows close by. There are boxes of shredded paper and Del can see that Denzil is busy feeding yet more paperwork into the shredder.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no! Trigger, Tell me you and Denzil haven’t got rid of all the paperwork.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 No, it’s all here still Del, it’s in there.<\/div>\n
Trigger points to two boxes, both full of shredded paper. Denzil looks up from the shredder and looks from Del to Mike.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh great, this is another Trotter classic isn’t it. Don’t tell me, we’ve shredded something important.<\/div>\n
Del is forlorn and sits down resignedly on one of the empty kegs.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vitally important Denzil, but there’s not a lot we can do about it now.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Perhaps we can piece this all back together.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gor, blimey, Trigger, it took you a fortnight to complete that Thomas the Tank jigsaw puzzle I got you for Christmas, what chance would you\u00a0 have getting this lot back together?<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nobody could piece this lot back together, don’t even think about it.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, that’s right Denzil. (picks up some of the paper fragments). Just like all my dreams this is.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 What? Rubbish?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No. My dreams always end up in shreds.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Go to part 4<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n
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