{"id":2174,"date":"2010-08-19T12:38:05","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T11:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=2174"},"modified":"2010-08-16T12:53:42","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T11:53:42","slug":"only-fools-and-horses-they-think-its-all-over-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-they-think-its-all-over-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools and Horses – They think its all over – part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES<\/h1>\n

(A Script by Pete Rigby) Part 1<\/a> | \u00a02<\/a> | 3<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThey think it\u2019s all Over\u201d<\/h2>\n

Scene 11
\nEXT. STALL. AFTERNOON<\/strong><\/p>\n

Trigger, Rodney and Denzil are sat behind the stall drinking tea from plastic cups.<\/p>\n

DENZIL: So, what did Del say again?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: I told ya. As you know, the stall hasn\u2019t been doing too well lately so he called this morning to say we might have to change our roles.<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Well, if it helps, I don\u2019t mind having cheese and pickle in future.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Not those kinds of rolls Trig. Roles! As in \u2018duties\u2019.<\/p>\n

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Denzil is always the mug<\/p><\/div>\n

DENZIL: What kind of duties?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Well I don\u2019t know, do I? I\u2019m the last person that gets told anything round here. He should be here soon. He\u2019ll explain everything then.<\/p>\n

Scene 12
\nINT. NAG\u2019S HEAD. AFTERNOON<\/strong><\/p>\n

Del, Rodney, Denzil and Trigger are sat around a table drinking.<\/p>\n

DENZIL: Security guards?<\/p>\n

DEL: That\u2019s right. Security guards.<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: But we\u2019ve got alarms fitted in your garage.<\/p>\n

DEL: I\u2019m not talking about the garage.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Yeh, who\u2019d wanna nick any of our stock!<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Well, where would we be working then?<\/p>\n

DEL: You know that big warehouse on the Lower Road? There<\/p>\n

RODNEY: No way! That\u2019s the one that got robbed last night.<\/p>\n

DEL: How do you know about that?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Everyone\u2019s talking about it.<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: I\u2019ve done a bit of security work before actually. I helped out an old mate once. I was on the door at Stringfellow\u2019s.<\/p>\n

DEL: What were you? The hinge?<\/p>\n

DENZIL: I\u2019ve done a bit of cage fighting.<\/p>\n

DEL: Yeh, he got knocked out by a budgie.<\/p>\n

Rodney laughs.<\/p>\n

DEL: Look, it\u2019ll be money for old rope. No-one\u2019s gonna rob it again are they? I mean, lightening never strikes twice. Everyone will be expecting the warehouse to \u2018up\u2019 its security after yesterday\u2019s raid. And anyway, the old bill will be cruising the manor. No sensible villain would go anywhere near that place for a long time.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: I don\u2019t know Del.<\/p>\n

DEL: Look, it\u2019s 200 quid, cash in hand.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: 200 quid?<\/p>\n

DEL: Each.<\/p>\n

DENZIL: I\u2019m in.<\/p>\n

DEL: Good boy Denzil. See, he knows a good deal when he sees one.<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Do I get to wear a uniform?<\/p>\n

DEL: Yeh, of course. You\u2019ll have all that.<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Ok, I\u2019ll do it.<\/p>\n

DEL: Good. You won\u2019t regret it. So, are you in Rodders?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: I don\u2019t know. It smells a bit iffy to me.<\/p>\n

DEL: Look, 200 quid, how can you turn your nose up at that? That\u2019s more than you earn a week from the stall. And you\u2019ll still get your wages too. And I\u2019ll let you all have an extra day\u2019s holiday. I can\u2019t be fairer than that, can I?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Ok, I\u2019ll do it. When is it?<\/p>\n

DEL: Tonight.<\/p>\n

EVERYONE: TONIGHT?<\/p>\n

DEL: Yeh. Tonight.<\/p>\n

DENZIL: But we\u2019ve been at work all day. I\u2019ve been up since 6.<\/p>\n

DEL: Look, there\u2019s 4 of us.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: So?<\/p>\n

DEL: Well, we don\u2019t need 4 of us to monitor the screens do we? So we can take it in turns to get our head down and have a kip. You\u2019ll be paid 200 quid to sleep. Best job in the world.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Ok.<\/p>\n

DEL: Right, we\u2019ll close up the stall at 5 and meet back here at 6.30. That\u2019ll give us half hour to get up there. Denzil, you\u2019re driving.<\/p>\n

DENZIL: Why me?<\/p>\n

DEL: Cos the van\u2019s off the road. Don\u2019t argue. Now I\u2019m popping out for a bit. I\u2019ll see you all later. And Trigger?<\/p>

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