{"id":2178,"date":"2010-08-20T12:45:39","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T11:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=2178"},"modified":"2010-08-16T12:52:07","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T11:52:07","slug":"only-fools-and-horses-they-think-its-all-over-part-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-they-think-its-all-over-part-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools and Horses – They think its all over – part 5"},"content":{"rendered":"
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ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES<\/h1>\n

(A Script by Pete Rigby) Part 1<\/a> | \u00a02<\/a> | 3<\/a> | <\/strong>4<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThey think it\u2019s all Over part 5\u201d<\/h2>\n

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\nEXT. YARD. NIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n

DEL: Right, are you ready?<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Yep.<\/p>\n

DEL: Ok. \u2018NOW!!\u2019<\/p>\n

Del throws the ball. The dogs run after it. Trigger runs to the gate and swipes it and runs back.<\/p>\n

DEL: Good boy Trig. See! How easy was that? Right, Rodney. You\u2019re next.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Where\u2019s the ball?<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: In that dog\u2019s mouth.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: You better get it out then.<\/p>\n

DEL: Up yours!<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Well, we\u2019ll just have to leave that gate won\u2019t we?<\/p>\n

DEL: We can\u2019t leave that gate. If Bobby finds out we haven\u2019t swiped it, he won\u2019t pay us. Look, I\u2019ll distract the dogs and you run over to the gate sharpish.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: What if the dogs see me?<\/p>\n

DEL: That\u2019s why you\u2019ve got your whistle.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Ok. I\u2019m not happy about this though.<\/p>\n

DEL: Right, are you ready?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: No.<\/p>\n

DEL: Good. Right. Go!<\/p>\n

Rodney runs over to the other gate. Del tries to distract the dogs.<\/p>\n

DEL: Here doggy doggy. Good doggy doggy. Look! Cats.<\/p>\n

The dogs see Rodney running and chase after him. Rodney looks behind him and sees the dogs. He runs into a small caged pen. The dogs follow him in. Del and Trigger follow. Del locks Rodney and the dogs in the pen together. One of the dogs start to hump Rodney\u2019s leg.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: How do I get him to stop?<\/p>\n

TRIGGER: Why don\u2019t you fake an orgasm?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Shut up Trig! I\u2019m gonna kill you Del!<\/p>\n

The dog momentarily lets go of Rodney\u2019s leg.<\/p>\n

DEL: I told you, you should have blown your whistle. Quick, just climb over the fence into the street and I\u2019ll let you in through the side gate. We can leave the dogs in here all night and let them out in the morning. Bobby will never know. And we don\u2019t have to worry about the dogs for the rest of the night.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Ok. But YOU are letting them out in the morning. I ain\u2019t going anywhere near those dogs again.<\/p>\n

DEL: Ok. Ok.<\/p>\n

Rodney climbs over the fence. Del swipes the side gate open and lets Rodney into the yard. They walk back to the porta-cabin forgetting to secure the gate.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: What about the dogs? They\u2019re gonna bark all night.<\/p>\n

DEL: You know that \u2018saying\u2019?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: What \u2018saying\u2019?<\/p>\n

DEL: The one about a dogs bark being worse than its bite?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: Yeh.<\/p>\n

DEL: Well it\u2019s cobblers. Believe me. They\u2019re staying in there. They can bark all they like.<\/p>\n

Del and Rodney return to the porta-cabin.<\/p>\n

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\nEXT. YARD. NIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n

We see the men in the porta-cabin playing cards. The camera pans out to the side gate. We see a young man enter the gate.<\/p>\n

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\nINT. PORTA-CABIN. MORNING<\/strong><\/p>

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