{"id":250,"date":"2009-12-23T08:07:12","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T08:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=250"},"modified":"2019-07-07T08:26:02","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T07:26:02","slug":"yesterday-never-comes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/yesterday-never-comes\/","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday Never Comes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Yesterday Never Comes Episode Review<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Brief:<\/strong> Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to  view a &#8216;Queen Anne Cabinet&#8217; &#8211; but Miranda is more interested in the painting  that the boys&#8217; Gran lifted from her art dealer employer. Still with plenty of  woodworm about, Harry will have to be careful with his wooden leg.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Transmitted: 01.12.1983<br \/>\nDuration: 30 minutes<br \/>\nViewing Figures: 10.6 million<span style=\"font-weight: normal;\"> <\/span><\/strong><\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>Del Boy enters the world of fine art when he attempts to pull the wool over  &#8216;posh tart&#8217; antique dealer Miranda Davenport. He unsuccessfully tries to tell  her a rickety old cabinet is in fact a &#8216;Queen Anne&#8217; original, but wise to the  ruse, she coolly declines.<\/div>\n<div>Her attitude towards Del does warm when she responds to an advertisement  placed by the Trotters in the local paper. When a painting Del has in stock  catches her eye, Miranda soon worms her way into Del&#8217;s affections and in no time  at all, he has given her the painting as a gift.<\/div>\n<div>Keen to see her again, Del pays a visit to her shop, and is informed that  she&#8217;s at the local auction house. Arriving at the auction, Miranda seems quite  surprised to see him there, but not as half as surprised as Del Boy when Lot 24  is announced.<\/div>\n<div>The Lot turns out to be Del&#8217;s painting &#8211; a valuable work by 19th century  painter Joshua Blythe that Miranda is hoping to make a huge profit on. It seems  like Miranda has stung Del good and proper, but as usual, he has the last laugh  when he informs her that she&#8217;s actually selling stolen property.<\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/yesterd.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/yesterd4.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/yesterd5.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/yesterd3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2>Episode Observations<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>In Yesterday never comes, There is a scene where Del comes rushing into the  living room,about halfway through the episode, and he runs into the bedroom as  he does he accidently knocks the little table and a vase falls off and  smashes!.<\/li>\n<li>In Yesterday never comes, When Del and Rodney go into the kitchen to talk  about tarting up the queen anne dresser, when rodney says &#8220;But shes an  intellegant woman&#8221; and Del takes him by the scruff of the neck, if you listen in  the back ground you can hear something smash like a glass or something!.<\/li>\n<li>In Yesterday never comes, Rodney rips the door off the cabinet and the  hinges are on the right,when Miranda opens it later the hinges are on the  left.<\/li>\n<li>In Yesterday never comes, In the whole of the second series on the wall  on the right side of the door as we see it there is a plug socket about half way  up but in &#8216;Yesterday never comes&#8217; it has gone.<\/li>\n<li>In Yesterday never comes, when Miranda looks at the &#8220;Queen Anne&#8221; cabinet  she looks at a different part of the cabinet to the area Del looks at , yet he  still finds the &#8220;Fife&#8221; labels she refers to.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Yesterday Never Comes Script<\/h2>\n<div>The script will be downloadable from <a href=\"http:\/\/ofah.net\/files\/Yesterday%20Never%20Comes.txt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here <\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<h2>Did You Know?<\/h2>\n<div>The idea for the script is based on a friends mum of John  Sullivans, who was a charlady at an art gallery.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/yesterday-never-comes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"125\" src=\"\" class=\"alignright wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Yesterday Never Comes Episode Review Brief: Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to view a &#8216;Queen Anne Cabinet&#8217; &#8211; but Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys&#8217; Gran lifted from her art dealer employer. Still with plenty of woodworm about, Harry will have to be careful with his wooden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[65,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episodes","category-series-3"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Yesterday Never Comes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Yesterday Never Comes Episode Review Brief: Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to view a &#039;Queen Anne Cabinet&#039; - but Miranda is more\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/yesterday-never-comes\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Yesterday Never Comes\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Yesterday Never Comes Episode Review Brief: Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to view a &#039;Queen Anne Cabinet&#039; - 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