{"id":2722,"date":"2011-05-20T10:59:30","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T09:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=2722"},"modified":"2011-05-17T11:17:11","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T10:17:11","slug":"what-is-your-favourite-one-liner-from-only-fools-and-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/what-is-your-favourite-one-liner-from-only-fools-and-horses\/","title":{"rendered":"What is your favourite one-liner from Only Fools and Horses?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p>Some characters seem to get all the one-liners while others don&#8217;t. So what is your favourite one-liner from Only Fools and Horses?<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few to get you started&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>From Trigger:<\/h2>\n<p>Trig: &#8220;If the baby&#8217;s a boy they&#8217;re going to call him Rodney after Dave.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trig: &#8220;Alright Dave&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trig: &#8220;I&#8217;ll have one&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trig: &#8220;This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trig: &#8220;Yeah, I come as a chauffer. 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Here are a few to get you started&#8230; From Trigger: Trig: &#8220;If the baby&#8217;s a boy they&#8217;re going to call him Rodney after Dave.&#8221; Trig: &#8220;Alright Dave&#8221; Trig: &#8220;I&#8217;ll have one&#8221; Trig: &#8220;This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[53,68,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured","category-fun-games","category-only-fools-and-horses"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>What is your favourite one-liner from Only Fools and Horses?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Some characters seem to get all the one-liners while others don&#039;t. 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