{"id":3112,"date":"2011-05-23T12:45:42","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T11:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=3112"},"modified":"2011-06-27T08:42:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-27T07:42:06","slug":"rodneys-top-5-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/rodneys-top-5-birds\/","title":{"rendered":"Rodney’s top 5 birds"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Rodney’s top 5 birds; (Not including Cassandra)<\/strong><\/p>\n

1) ‘Debbie’<\/h2>\n

This was my favourite of all of Rodney’s birds. She had a great smile, was very beautiful and a lovely girl. But much more importantly than that she worked in a sweet shop. If Rodney had played his cards right he could have had as much cola cubes, refreshers and hubba bubba’s to last him a lifetime. Not to mentioned all the dirty mags. This seemed like it could be real love for Rodders, but as always Del played his part in ruining it all for him with Del convinced she was his daughter. It wasn’t that she was ‘pretty’ as Trigger suggested that would of given the truth away to me. But if Del really had a daughter she would have been the size of Jimmy Krankie. In the end it all got to much for Debbie and she ended their relationship. To make it a double blow Mickey Pearce got in there instead. In fact it was really a triple blow, because he could have had Junie as his mother-in-law.<\/p>\n

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Debbie in Happy Returns<\/p><\/div>\n

2) ‘Victoria’<\/h2>\n

Another one of Rodney’s birds who was very pretty. It seems Rodders had the magic touch of pulling beautiful woman while having average looks long before you had to be a premiership footballer. Either that or they hadn’t invented contact’s back then. They had quite a bit in common with their love of art. Also with her being a Lady and Rodney working from a suitcase, neither paid any taxes. Chances are her Family fiddled the system more than the Trotters did. So they were a match made in heaven. But again Del had other plans on his mind and the relationship was doomed. To be fair with her rich background and his lack of nobility it was never really going to work. But saying that he wouldn’t have been the first commoner to marry into wealth. Just ask Prince Phillip.<\/p>

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