{"id":3628,"date":"2012-02-17T17:03:29","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=3628"},"modified":"2012-02-18T00:00:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T00:00:38","slug":"original-script-shows-missing-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/original-script-shows-missing-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"Original script shows missing scene"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p>We are pleased to release on the site today another mammoth finding for all Only fools and Horses fans.\u00a0Original script shows missing scene in this photo.<br \/>\nAfter doing the recent NEC show with Nick Stringer (Jumbo Mills) at the weekend Perry Received this amazing gem in the post courtesy of Nick<br \/>\nNick&#8217;s original script from the episode Who wants to be a millionaire.<\/p>\n<p>We all know that John Sullivan over wrote each episode which had to be trimmed down, sometimes cutting out whole storylines to fit the BBCs 30 minute slots.<\/p>\n<p>Its common knowledge that over the years it was always Uncle Albert\u2019s war stories that were cut \u2013 although often re-used in later episodes some were never to see the light of day.<\/p>\n<p>Until now&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/albert-scene.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3629\" title=\"albert-scene\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/albert-scene.jpg\" alt=\"Alberts cut scene in the script\" width=\"550\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/albert-scene.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/albert-scene-530x366.jpg 530w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Whilst watching the show with script in hand Perry found this little Sullivan gem \u2013 A never before told Uncle Albert war story.<\/p>\n<p>The story comes just after we leave Del Boy and Jumbo agreeing to set up down under and just before Del pounces into the flat with the \u2018we\u2019re going to Australia\u2019 line<\/p>\n<p>Read on and enjoy &#8211; the part that is crossed out with blue pen below<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/script.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633\" title=\"script\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/script.jpg\" alt=\"missing only fools script\" width=\"419\" height=\"2930\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Original script shows missing scene &#8211; take a read<\/h2>\n<p>Missing script:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>Albert<\/strong>. No, I was home for a good while on medical grounds. We\u2019d bin up in the North Sea laying mines. Well on our way back we\u2026 well we hit a mine.<\/span><\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>Rodney. <\/strong>You hit one of your own mines??<strong><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>Albert<\/strong>. Well it\u2019s very difficult to remember where you put \u2018em. I mean one bit of sea looks exactly the same as another. (INDICATING T.V\/s)<\/span> Anyway, I was back home when Jerry started all this saturation bombing. I was still with yer Aunt Ada then, we had a little house down in Parsons Grove.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney<\/strong>. I don\u2019t know how you stood it. I mean, death dropping out of the skies night and day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Albert.<\/strong> Didn\u2019t bother me and Ada. We used to fool the Germans.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney.<\/strong> Fool the\u2026..! How could you fool the Luftwaffe??<\/p>\n<p><strong>Albert.<\/strong> Well you see just outside in our backyard we had a little Anderson shelter. Whenever there was a night raid we used to go out to the shelter, switch all its lights on and leave the door wide open.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney.<\/strong> (THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE) I know I\u2019m gonna be sorry for asking you this, but if you switched all the lights on, then left the shelter door wide open, didn\u2019t the German pilots see the light and drop a bomb on it?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Albert.<\/strong> Yes. But what they didn\u2019t know was that me and your Aunt Ada weren\u2019t in the shelter, we was hiding in the house! (SMILES PROUDLY AND TAPS HIS TEMPLE)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney.<\/strong> Dear God \u2013 and we still won!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Albert.<\/strong> They nicknamed me the hero of Parsons Grove.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney<\/strong>. Triffic!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\">DEL NOW ENTERS. HE IS NOT DRUNK, BUT HE\u2019S HAD A FEW. HE CARRIES A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>Del.<\/strong> Rodney, we\u2019re going to Australia!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>Rodney.<\/strong> I\u2019ll just watch the end of this first.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Many thanks to Perry and Nickfor making this avaialble for all to enjoy<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/original-script-shows-missing-scene\/\"><img width=\"125\" height=\"125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/albert-scene-150x150.jpg\" class=\"alignright tfe wp-post-image\" alt=\"Alberts cut scene in the script\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><p>We are pleased to release on the site today another mammoth finding for all Only fools and Horses fans.\u00a0Original script shows missing scene in this photo. 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