{"id":3811,"date":"2015-02-24T12:28:10","date_gmt":"2015-02-24T12:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2015-02-24T12:28:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-24T12:28:10","slug":"sandra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/sandra\/","title":{"rendered":"Sandra"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s a good job your mother died when she did because that would have killed her\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NAME<\/strong>: Sandra<\/p>\n<p><strong>EPISODE<\/strong>: The long legs of the law (series 2)<\/p>\n<p>When Rodney achieves a life-long ambition (because he\u2019s kinky) and pull\u2019s a copper, Delboy hit\u2019s the panic button, one wrong word from his dipstick brother could see him doing five years.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2402\" title=\"Long Legs of the Law ep1.3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Long-Legs-of-the-Law-ep1.3-550x412.jpg\" alt=\"Long Legs of the Law Policewoman\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Long-Legs-of-the-Law-ep1.3-550x412.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Long-Legs-of-the-Law-ep1.3-530x397.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Long-Legs-of-the-Law-ep1.3.jpg 560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/>Unable to convince Rodney not to take her out, Del fears the worst &amp; although he often brands him a Wally even Del didn\u2019t think Rodney would be stupid enough to invite an off-duty copper into the house, especially not one wearing one of his knocked off watches.<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Still, with a bit of luck, engaging their brains before opening their mouths and the vain hope that Sandra doesn\u2019t notice half of the items in the flat are nicked, pinched or pillaged they may get away with it.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t help matters then, when over the course of 15 minutes, Rodney and Grandad between them reveal themselves to be Smugglers, VAT Cheats, Pirates &amp; black marketeers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BEST LINE:<\/strong> \u201cDoes anything in your flat belong to you\u201d\u00a0 Sandra reveals that, not surprisingly, she\u2019d seen a lot of the Trotter\u2019s flat before\u2026\u2026.in police files!<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/sandra\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"125\" src=\"\" class=\"alignright wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>\u201cIt\u2019s a good job your mother died when she did because that would have killed her\u201d NAME: Sandra EPISODE: The long legs of the law (series 2) When Rodney achieves a life-long ambition (because he\u2019s kinky) and pull\u2019s a copper, Delboy hit\u2019s the panic button, one wrong word from his dipstick brother could see him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[48,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters","category-only-fools-and-horses"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - 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