{"id":3813,"date":"2012-11-05T13:25:36","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T13:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=3813"},"modified":"2012-11-05T13:25:36","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T13:25:36","slug":"heather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/heather\/","title":{"rendered":"Heather"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>\u201cI remembered you said you liked solitaire diamonds so I thought \u2018I know, I\u2019ll get her a cluster of solitaires\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>NAME:<\/strong>\u00a0Heather<\/p>\n<p><strong>EPISODE:<\/strong>\u00a0Diamonds are for Heather (series 2)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2422\" title=\"Diamonds are For Heather ep8.2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Diamonds-are-For-Heather-ep8.2-550x412.jpg\" alt=\"Diamonds are For Heather - Del in Love\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Diamonds-are-For-Heather-ep8.2-550x412.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Diamonds-are-For-Heather-ep8.2-530x397.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Diamonds-are-For-Heather-ep8.2.jpg 560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/>For a man who eats on the move with a mobile phone in one hand and pot noodle in the other, an off the peg next-of-kin is right up Delboys alley.<\/p>\n<p>Having met following a spell binding, not to mention, pub clearing rendition of Old Shep by Enrique, the Nags Heads resident Cockney Spanish singing sensation, it doesn\u2019t take long for Del to develop feelings for his latest conquest, Heather, and with his son in tow Delboy finally sees himself as part of a real family.<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>True to form it\u2019s not plain sailing for loves young dream. Heathers husband Vic gets in touch after spending 2 years in a dole queue and the fact that for at least 3 weeks every year he will have a full time income (as a department store Father Christmas) turns Heathers head making her realise she realises she still has feelings for him, causing her to finish with Del over a plate of Uncle Bens.<\/p>\n<p>And to think he\u2019d shelled out all that money on a \u2018Del &amp; Heather\u2019 window sticker for the van.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BEST LINE<\/strong>: \u201cI feel for you the way you feel for Rodney\u201d Heather uses the wrong analogy when trying to let Del knows how she feels \u201cAnd I thought you like me\u201d comes the priceless reply.<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/heather\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"125\" src=\"\" class=\"alignright wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>\u201cI remembered you said you liked solitaire diamonds so I thought \u2018I know, I\u2019ll get her a cluster of solitaires\u201d NAME:\u00a0Heather EPISODE:\u00a0Diamonds are for Heather (series 2) For a man who eats on the move with a mobile phone in one hand and pot noodle in the other, an off the peg next-of-kin is right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[48,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters","category-only-fools-and-horses"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.8 - 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