{"id":3996,"date":"2012-05-25T07:20:35","date_gmt":"2012-05-25T06:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2012-06-04T09:13:02","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T08:13:02","slug":"only-fools-and-horses-script-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools and Horses Script Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Continuing from yesterdays scene 1<\/a>, we now pick up Scene 2<\/p>\n

Simon Nash presents an\u00a0Only Fools and Horses Script …<\/p>\n

Red Red Wine Part 2 – Set just days after 1991 Miami Twice<\/h2>\n

Scene 2<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0In the flat, Surrounded by boxes of wine. \u00a0Evening<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Rodney is sitting at the table as Del walks in.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Del:<\/strong> Evening Rodders? Where is everyone?<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>(holding his head in pain) <\/strong>Raquels just gone to bed and Albert\u2019s spending the night at Elsie Partridges.<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>He\u2019s a dirty old git isn\u2019t he eh? You\u2019d have thought he\u2019d have seen enough action in the war wouldn\u2019t you. What\u2019s up with you? you\u2019re not still jet lagged are ya?<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>No, it\u2019s that wine.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>Oi! <\/strong>I told you not to drink that wine didn\u2019t I<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>I haven\u2019t touched the stuff. One of them boxes just fell on my head. It\u2019s the first alcohol related headache I\u2019ve ever had and I haven\u2019t touched a drop.<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>(looks really concerned and worried) A box of wine fell on your head?! Was there any damage?<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>Nah, it\u2019s just a slight bump mate..<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>I\u2019m not talking about your bloomin head I\u2019m talking about the wine!!<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>Thanks for your concern Derek\u2026<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>Anyway, nevermind about all that. Tell you what bruv, I ain\u2019t half glad to be back aren\u2019t you? (Dells pours himself a cocktail at the bar)<\/p>\n

Rodney:<\/strong> Oh yeah smashing Del,\u00a0 I\u2019ve got no pension money left, The firms entire capital is tied up in all this wine, we\u2019re getting hourly phone calls from the Arch bishop of Canterbury, and my career is about as healthy as a global recession . Give me Rico and the boys any day of the week.<\/p>\n

\"Only<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> Oh shut up you tart. Anyway, for your information we are not getting phone calls from the archbishop of Canterbury\u2019s office anymore cause I\u2019ve sorted it.<\/p>\n

Rodney: (<\/strong>looking concerned)\u00a0 What have you given em their money back?<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>No I\u2019ve unplugged the phone.<\/p>\n

(Rodney rolls his eyes.)<\/p>\n

No, You see I\u2019ve sorted the whole deal out. All I needed was a little bit of time to assess the situation and find a solution to our little problem.<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>What do you mean \u2018our\u2019<\/em> <\/strong>little problem? This wine deal was nothing to do with me!<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>Oi oi oi now come on Rodders, we\u2019re partners again ain\u2019t we? That means if we\u2019ve got a problem at work we share it.<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>Ah!\u00a0 Gets interrupted by Del)<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>\u2026and you were all for getting this wine deal as much as me.<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>That\u2019s because I thought we were going to sell it on to Mike at the Nag Head!<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>Eh? What gave you that idea?!<\/p>

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