{"id":4010,"date":"2012-05-28T07:50:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-28T06:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4010"},"modified":"2012-06-04T09:15:51","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T08:15:51","slug":"only-fools-and-horses-script-part-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools and Horses Script Part 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-4\/\">Continuing from yesterdays scene 4<\/a>, we now pick up Scene 5<\/p>\n<p>Simon Nash presents an\u00a0Only Fools and Horses Script &#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>Red Red Wine Part 5 &#8211; Set just days after 1991 Miami Twice<\/h2>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Scene 5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Rodney and Cassandras flat <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Cassandra is at home in the dining room setting the table for dinner. Soft music is playing in the background.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Alright Cass?<strong>\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Hi Roddie! Did you have a good day?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Yeah not too bad considering I had to spend all day with Captain Pugwash and his tales of the sea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Did you get the wine?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4012\" title=\"red-red-wine-5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/red-red-wine-5.jpg\" alt=\"Only Fools and Horses Script Part 5\" width=\"550\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/red-red-wine-5.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/red-red-wine-5-530x385.jpg 530w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>(looks sheepishly at Cassandra) No, I er\u2026I forgot to get some, sorry.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>That\u2019s ok, there\u2019s a beer in the fridge if you want one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Yeah I\u2019ll grab one in a minute. So come on then? How did it go then?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>I got the job!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>That\u2019s great news, well done. (hugs her)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Thanks, I tried to phone you at Dels but it\u2019s been engaged all afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Yes, that\u2019s because Dels unplugged the phone.<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Why?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>It\u2019s all to do with that stupid wine deal he put together with the church. You see when it all went belly up he started to get threatening phone calls from someone high up in Church of England.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Yeah who was it God? (chuckles)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney:<\/strong> Well in some ways I wished it was. He could do with getting in touch with someone who can perform miracles right now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Why? Has he got to pay them their money back for the wine?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Oh no, he\u2019s devised another hair brained scheme on top of the last one. He\u2019s now had me and Albert changing the colour of the wine using food colouring so the church think they\u2019ve got bottles of red.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass:<\/strong> you\u2019re kidding?! But won\u2019t they taste horrible now?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>Oh yeah! It\u2019s a recipe for sickness, diarrhoea\u00a0 and disaster.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Why does he do these things Roddie? Why doesn\u2019t he just cut his losses and give them the money back?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>For 2 reasons Cass, firstly, he knows that if he takes the wine back he\u2019s lumbered with it. It\u2019s about as saleable as a 2 week holiday in Kuwait.\u00a0 And secondly he\u2019s already spent the money on 250 boxes of facial cleansing wipes that were bankrupt stock.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cass: <\/strong>Well that doesn\u2019t sound too bad. I can think of worse things Dels bought in the past. What could be wrong with boxes of face wipes?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rodney: <\/strong>hmmm\u2026.(looks worried)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-6\/\" title=\"Only Fools and Horses Script Part 6\">The final part of this only fools and horses script continues tomorrow<\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-5\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"125\" src=\"\" class=\"alignright wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Continuing from yesterdays scene 4, we now pick up Scene 5 Simon Nash presents an\u00a0Only Fools and Horses Script &#8230; Red Red Wine Part 5 &#8211; Set just days after 1991 Miami Twice Scene 5 &nbsp; Rodney and Cassandras flat Cassandra is at home in the dining room setting the table for dinner. 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