{"id":4014,"date":"2012-05-29T07:58:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T06:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4014"},"modified":"2012-05-24T08:04:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T07:04:33","slug":"only-fools-and-horses-script-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-and-horses-script-part-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools and Horses Script Part 6"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Continuing from yesterdays scene 5<\/a>, we now pick up Scene 6 – The Final Scene<\/p>\n

Simon Nash presents an\u00a0Only Fools and Horses Script …<\/p>\n

Red Red Wine Part 6 – Set just days after 1991 Miami Twice<\/h2>\n

Scene 6<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dels flat on Sunday Lunchtime<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rodney: <\/strong>What do you mean they\u2019re not face wipes? (Smirking)<\/p>\n

Del: (<\/strong>Annoyed) I thought a wipe was a wipe! I didn\u2019t realise they had wipes for all different sorts of uses did I.<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>So what are they for then?<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>Well it turns out having opened a box this morning that they\u2019re womens scented incontinence wipes!<\/p>\n

\"Only<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>(Bursts into laughter)<\/p>\n

Del: <\/strong>This is not funny Rodney!\u00a0 I\u2019d sold over half of these already!!<\/p>\n

Rodney: <\/strong>Well I can take a box home for Cass if you like, Del<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> Why? She hasn\u2019t got a problem holding it in has she?<\/p>\n

Rodney:<\/strong> No, but when I tell her about this she\u2019s bound to wet herself laughing!<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> Very funny.\u00a0 Well how am I gonna get rid of this lot now eh?\u00a0 All our money\u2019s tied up in it. There\u2019s more chance of Trigger getting into Mensa than there is of me selling this bleeding lot quickly.<\/p>\n

Albert:<\/strong> Why not go round all the old folks homes in the area and see if they want some?<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> Hey, that\u2019s a good idea unc! You can take em round for me, put you best suit on you never know you might pull!<\/p>\n

Rodney:<\/strong> \u00a0And you\u2019d better wear some strong aftershave to take away the smell of urine. Or better still use a bottle of that reisling we\u2019ve got left!<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> I\u2019m in no mood for jokes Rodney! I dunno, ever since I\u2019ve got back from Miami I\u2019ve been more stressed than before I went. Come to think of it, it wasn\u2019t exactly relaxing there either was it!!<\/p>\n

Albert:<\/strong> But you\u2019ve sorted that wine problem out ain\u2019t ya.<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> I bloody hope so Albert.<\/p>\n

Rodney:<\/strong> Look Del, stop worrying right. The vicars happy with the wine he tasted, fair enough it wasn\u2019t the same wine. It looks just like red wine, \u00a0and Denzils delivered it up and down the country without a hitch.<\/p>\n

Del:<\/strong> Yeah, I suppose so. I don\u2019t suppose there\u2019s much can go wrong now. At least I can plug the phone back in now! (plugs the phone in)<\/p>\n

Albert<\/strong>: (sitting watching the news)\u00a0 \u2018Ere Del boy, come and \u2018ave a look at this\u2026.<\/p>

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