{"id":4020,"date":"2012-06-06T09:04:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T08:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4020"},"modified":"2012-06-07T11:59:48","modified_gmt":"2012-06-07T10:59:48","slug":"only-fools-fan-script-broke-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/only-fools-fan-script-broke-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Fools Fan Script – Broke – 1"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Only Fools Fan Kiel Phillips presents a superb Only Fools and Horses Fan script called Broke circa series 2<\/p>\n

Only Fools fan script – Broke – Part 1<\/h2>\n

SCENE 1 – MARKET – DAY<\/strong><\/p>\n

DEL IS STANDING WITH A SMALL CROWD AROUND HIM, HE HAS THE SUITCASE ON A SMALL FOLDING TABLE BEHIND HIM. IN HIS HAND HE HOLDS AN ELECTRONIC CHILD’S TOY WITH SOME BUTTONS AND FLASHING LIGHTS<\/p>\n

DEL: Now ladies and gentlemen, what we’ve got here is the creme de menthe of child’s learning toys. This amazing little gadget has been developed by both NASA scientists and the top minds at MENSA. Not only will this toy teach your little cherubs their ABC’s and 1,2,3’s better than the Jackson 5, but it does it all in Chinese<\/p>\n

THE CROWD START TO GROAN AND GET RESTLESS AS DEL PRESSES SOME OF THE BUTTONS TO DEMONSTRATE, THE TOY RHYMES OFF SOME CHINESE<\/p>\n

DEL: No, listen up, now because of a contact i have at the Chinese branch of NASA i have been able to get you all a once in a lifetime, never to be repeated deal. These usually retail at \u00a312.99, thanks to my shrewd bit of business and charms i am able to offer them to you right now for \u00a32.50. Come on, don’t all rush.<\/p>\n

THE CROWD DISPERSE, DEL DESPERATELY SHOUTS AFTER THEM<\/p>\n

DEL: Alright, steal them from me for \u00a32 and I’m eating beans and toast for the rest of the week.<\/p>\n

THE CROWD LOST HE TURNS AROUND AND THROWS THE TOY INTO THE SUITCASE WHICH IS FULL OF THEM, IT SETS OFF A FEW OF THEM AND WE HEAR SOME CHINESE. DEL SLAMS THE SUITCASE CLOSED<\/p>\n

DEL: Shut up<\/p>\n

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RODNEY ENTERS THE SCENE, HE IS CARRYING A PAPER CUP<\/p>\n

DEL: Oh the wanderer returns<\/p>\n

RODNEY: I ain’t been that long<\/p>\n

DEL: Lord Lucan has been gone less time than you. Come on, hand over the tea.<\/p>\n

RODNEY: This is mines<\/p>\n

DEL: Where the bleedin’ hell’s mine?<\/p>\n

RODNEY: I couldn’t afford to get you one<\/p>

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