{"id":4054,"date":"2012-06-19T07:55:27","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T06:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4054"},"modified":"2012-06-19T07:59:18","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T06:59:18","slug":"trotter-olympics-script-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Trotter Olympics Script 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p>From our veteran script writer Jimmy Connerly we are pleased to present&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>The\u00a0Trotter Olympics &#8211; part 1<\/h2>\n<p><strong>SCENE 1\u2013 Trotter\u2019s Flat, Nelson Mandella House. Mid-morning.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rodney is just coming in and sees Del busy at the computer screen&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There you go, Buy It Now&#8230;.. OK&#8230;.. Yes, that\u2019s it, got \u2018em. I love this ebay.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Good god, you\u2019re not still buying on ebay Del, what have you lumbered us with this time?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019ve been buying tickets for the old Olympics. \u00a0There\u2019s millions up for grabs Rodney. And not only that, every ticket sold goes into a draw \u2013 just look at the prizes.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney looks at Del\u2019s inbox on screen.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4055\" title=\"olympics-2012\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-2012-550x422.jpg\" alt=\"Trotter Olympics Script 1\" width=\"550\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-2012-550x422.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-2012-530x406.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-2012.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Never mind prizes, I want to see what you\u2019ve been spending all our money on. What\u2019s these ones here you\u2019ve bought? Football? I can\u2019t see there being a lot of interest in that Del.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No Interest! It\u2019s the national game Rodney. And if England and Scotland are going well we\u2019ll be laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, England and Scotland aren\u2019t in it.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Not in it? What do you mean? Those bunch of wallies didn\u2019t qualify?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Del, in the Olympics we are Great Britain. So England and Scotland can\u2019t be in it.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well, maybe not, but then there\u2019s Spain, Brazil&#8230;.loads of good \u2018uns&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rodney scans through the emails on the computer.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What are these ones here you\u2019ve bought? Gabon v New Zealand! Oh, yeah, whenever I think of football I think of Gabon! What ground is the game being played? In the street with jumpers for goal-posts knowing you.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well that\u2019s where you\u2019re wrong because it\u2019s top notch. The Millennium Stadium!<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 So it\u2019s an African country most people haven\u2019t even heard of against another country the other side of the world in a football stadium in Wales! Who on earth is going to pay good money to see that from round here?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wales is just a few hours away on the have it away day special. Don\u2019t you worry Rodney, we\u2019ll double our money on these down the market.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 What do you mean, down the market? Del, you can\u2019t sell these on, not down the market!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You wanna bet bruv? Je ne comprends pas these. Especially these wrestling ones I got.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Del, these tickets will be traced to you. If you try and sell all this lot you\u2019ve bought you could even have Sebastian Coe on your back.<\/p>\n<p>Del: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh, shut up you tart. What\u2019s he gonna do? Confiscate me suitcase?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He\u2019s in a powerful position Del, if he gets hold of you you\u2019d be in big trouble.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nah, if he shows up I\u2019ll just do a runner.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 A runner from Seb Coe? That I\u2019d like to see! Anyway, what do you mean just now, wrestling ones?<\/p>\n<p>Del: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I told you, I\u2019ve been buying all sorts. Bargains. Here\u2019s the wrestling ones look.<\/p>\n<p>Del shows Rodney the online ticket.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 What\u2019s this? Greco Wrestling?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, I\u2019ll make a killing on those, they\u2019ll be snapped up in no time.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Del, I don\u2019t think so mate, I don\u2019t think they\u2019ll be all that popular!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Give over you plonker, it\u2019s wrestling innit. It\u2019s on the telly all the time.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Greco wrestling?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, you\u2019ve seen it. All those big Americans. The WTF and all that.<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 WTF is about right Del but I think what you mean is the WWF. But that\u2019s not this!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well its Gecko wrestling, probably named after that bloke in Wall Street.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Greco wrestling Del, is mainly hairy Russians and great big Balkans in leotards.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no, what \u00a0<em>that<\/em>? Gaw blimey, You can usually see their big Balkans in the leotards an\u2019 all. Hmmm, well that could be a tricky one bruv. Still never mind, what else have I got? Here, these are good look. Cycling at the Olympic villa drone.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Now that\u2019s a bit more like it. Let\u2019s have a look.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Might see that Scottish bloke, Chris How.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Hoy!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oi what?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 It\u2019s Chris Hoy. Oh bloody hell Del, look at these cycling tickets, these aren\u2019t for the velodrome, they\u2019re tickets for the mountain bike races.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no, are they?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Yes! Is there anything you\u2019ve got that\u2019s any good?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, bought these athletics ones earlier. Only the men\u2019s 100 metre final!<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Really? That\u2019s not bad as it happens!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, especially if that Dave Changers gets in. Him with the drugs.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Dwain Chambers you mean?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That\u2019s him, Dwain and the Chambers of secrets! I don\u2019t understand that anyway. Taking drugs for running. I mean, having a Moroccan Woodbine, if anything I\u2019d have thought that would slow you down.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 No, it\u2019s not that sort of drugs Del, its performance enhancing drugs.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What, Viagra?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 No, not Viagra.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Here, it\u2019s a good job that Linford Christie didn\u2019t use Viagra, he\u2019d have been over the finish line as soon as he stood up out the blocks.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 What\u2019s this here? I don\u2019t believe this Del, do you bother even reading what you\u2019re bidding for? These are tickets for the Paralympics athletics.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Paralympics? What, they jump out of aeroplanes an\u2019 all?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 No Del, it\u2019s the disabled Olympics. People in wheelchairs or missing limbs and all that or even blind.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh, leave it out Rodney. How is some bloke with one leg going to do the 100 metres? I suppose he hops it does he? And how is someone blind gonna do a marathon they\u2019d be bumping into things or getting lost.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 They run with someone who can see don\u2019t they. And there are specially made false legs . Really expensive they are. The Paralympics is big business these days and very competitive.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Good, so the tickets will go down well with the punters then won\u2019t they! These are all as good as sold already.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, all you have to do Del is find a blind, one legged Balkan dressed in a leotard who likes New Zealand football and holidays in the Himalayas and you\u2019ll be laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Exactly! Lovely jubbly! Let\u2019s have a look at what else they\u2019ve got&#8230;..Loads here still look&#8230; Fencing, Dressage, Water polo, archery. The list goes on and on Rodney.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 T\u2019riffic! Oh and by the way, before you ask Del, in the water polo they don\u2019t actually ride horses in the water!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Do leave it out Rodney, what do you think I am, some sort of wally? Now, where was I?&#8230;. Yes&#8230;. Synchronised swimming! Everyone likes the swimming don\u2019t they and this is organised look. Right, Buy it Now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Trotter Olympics part 2\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-2\">Part 2 of Trotter Olympics continues here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-1\/\"><img width=\"125\" height=\"125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-2012-150x150.jpg\" class=\"alignright tfe wp-post-image\" alt=\"Trotter Olympics Script 1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><p>From our veteran script writer Jimmy Connerly we are pleased to present&#8230; The\u00a0Trotter Olympics &#8211; part 1 SCENE 1\u2013 Trotter\u2019s Flat, Nelson Mandella House. Mid-morning. Rodney is just coming in and sees Del busy at the computer screen&#8230;. 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