{"id":4058,"date":"2012-06-19T07:51:13","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T06:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4058"},"modified":"2012-06-19T11:11:13","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T10:11:13","slug":"trotter-olympics-script-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trotter Olympics Script 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p>Jimmy Connerly continues this hilarous script &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-1\">see part 1 here<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>The\u00a0Trotter Olympics &#8211; part 2<\/h2>\n<p>SCENE 2\u2013 A few days later. Nag\u2019s Head. lunchtime.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney is having a lunchtime drink with Raquel. They are discussing Del\u2019s ticket buying.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Honestly Raquel it\u2019s getting to the point of embarrassment. The punters are interested but not in the tickets he\u2019s selling.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So, where is he now then?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Still trying to sell them down the market. I left him pitching with half a dozen tickets to the men\u2019s trampoline.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shouldn\u2019t he be pitching with the best ones?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 They are the best ones! I\u2019m fed up with him buying rubbish off of ebay.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He\u2019s got worse since all the Olympic build up started. We\u2019ve still got 500 Olympic cigarette lighters sitting in their box in Albert\u2019s old room. He hasn\u2019t even sold one.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Perhaps it\u2019s the Athens 2008 logo that\u2019s putting them off.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Now on top of that we\u2019ve got all these useless tickets he\u2019s bought, he\u2019s become obsessed with ebay.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It was the same when the queen\u2019s diamond jubilee was on wasn\u2019t it. When he bought fifty bogus tickets to the concert in The Mall. He didn\u2019t realise it was all free!<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Didn\u2019t ask us did he! Typical of Del, he just rushes in. Still, it was a great concert though wasn\u2019t it. I loved seeing Cliff Richard and Paul McCartney.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, it was nice of the queen to invite them back again.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Back again from what?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Coronation.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Laughs) Don\u2019t be silly.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 We\u2019ve still got a load of Coronation plates in the garage. They must have been in there for years.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Did Del buy them from new?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4059\" title=\"olympics\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-550x344.jpg\" alt=\"Trotter olympics part 2\" width=\"550\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-550x344.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-530x331.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just then Delboy bursts in hurriedly and is looking excited. He\u2019s carrying his laptop.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rodders, Raquel, you\u2019ll never guess what!<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t tell us you\u2019ve bought more tickets?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, no, no, it\u2019s not new tickets, it\u2019s about the old ones, you remember the prize draw I was telling you about? I\u2019ve just been sent an email. I\u2019ve only gone and won!<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So we\u2019ve won some more tickets. What have you got this time? Under five\u2019s tiddlywinks semi-finals?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t get sarky Rodney, like a whack round the head, it don\u2019t suit you. It\u2019s not tickets at all. It\u2019s far better than that.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What is it?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Only to carry the Olympic torch. Run with it and everything.<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You\u2019re kidding!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, straight up. I\u2019ll be like one of those blokes out of that film, Carriages on Fire.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh no, will you?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, there will be Delboy with the old torch and everything and the music will be playing. Der, der, der, der ,derrrr, der.<\/p>\n<p>Rod:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Are you sure about this email Del? It could just be spam.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, it\u2019s nothing to do with food Rodney, it\u2019s carrying the Olympic torch.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, I mean it might be dodgy. There\u2019s always some sort of catch associated when you get lucky. I remember last time you came in here saying we won a competition, it was for that painting and you left half the letter behind.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You hurt me Rodney you do with your nasty little suspicions!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Del takes out his laptop, opens it and starts typing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Here you are then, you doubting Terrence, here it is on my electronic notepad here look. There you go, there\u2019s the email. This is a pucka deal. Read this &#8211; what can\u2019t speak can\u2019t lie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rodney starts to read it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, it looks legit.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Of course it\u2019s legit.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wow, you really get to carry the Olympic torch into the stadium Del?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, not the actual stadium, but the next best thing. It\u2019s the relay thing. It says all about it the email further down. My turn is during the Luton to Watford run.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh, they\u2019ve given you the glamorous leg then!<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t knock it Rodney or I\u2019ll knock your UN-glamorous leg. This\u2019ll be my chance to be famous. I\u2019m going to be meeting that runner you said, Sebastian Crow.<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh yeah? Lord Coe! He\u2019s on the lookout for the geriatric 100 metres runner is he?<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, with a name like Trotter it will have to be the marathon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All three laugh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I tell you what though you two, never mind the torch holding and all that stuff. I reckon if we use this little prize to our advantage this could be a golden opportunity for us.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Opportunity for what?<\/p>\n<p>Rodney:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t ask. He\u2019s got that that look in his eyes again Raquel, those \u2018I dream a dream\u2019 eyes of his.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, if we play our cards right we can earn out of this one.<\/p>\n<p>Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh god! The dream that becomes a nightmare for the rest of us.<\/p>\n<p>Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, you wait and see. This time next week we\u2019ll be millionaires!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Olympics #3\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-3\/\">Read the amazing final part of the Trotters Olympics here<\/a><\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/trotter-olympics-script-2\/\"><img width=\"125\" height=\"125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/olympics-150x150.jpg\" class=\"alignright tfe wp-post-image\" alt=\"Trotter olympics part 2\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a><p>Jimmy Connerly continues this hilarous script &#8211; see part 1 here The\u00a0Trotter Olympics &#8211; part 2 SCENE 2\u2013 A few days later. Nag\u2019s Head. lunchtime. Rodney is having a lunchtime drink with Raquel. They are discussing Del\u2019s ticket buying. 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