{"id":4428,"date":"2012-10-29T14:17:21","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T14:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?p=4428"},"modified":"2012-10-29T15:04:32","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T15:04:32","slug":"20-things-if-del-did-a-car-boot-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/20-things-if-del-did-a-car-boot-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"20 things if Del did a Car Boot Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<p>20 things you would find if Del did a Car Boot Sale:\u00a0By Helen McWilliams<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Showaddywaddy LPs<\/strong> \u2013 collectors items<\/li>\n<li><strong>Men\u2019s wigs<\/strong> \u2013 lacking volume but they\u2019ve been brushed\u2026<\/li>\n<li><strong>Russian Video Recorders<\/strong> \u2013 you can ask the Chinese kid to fit an adaptor<\/li>\n<li><strong>Russian Camcorders<\/strong> \u2013 you\u2019ll need it to go with the VCR<\/li>\n<li><strong>Free Nelson Mandela T-shirts<\/strong> \u2013 well they\u2019re retro now \u2013 you know it makes sense!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Watch engraved Harrison<\/strong> \u2013 from a house clearance, we\u2019re asking \u00a36.2 million \u2013 Raquel\u2019s dad priced it up\u2026<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cycling helmets for Sikhs (prototypes)<\/strong> \u2013 definitely a gap in the market for these\u2026 Raquel\u2019s given her full support for this project<\/li>\n<li><strong>Furniture belonging to the Town Hall<\/strong> \u2013 Denzil didn\u2019t pick it up after the dinner party<\/li>\n<li><strong>Musical Door Chimes<\/strong> \u2013 brilliant they are, Mike at the Nags Head wants one<\/li>\n<li><strong>Singing dolls<\/strong> \u2013 they\u2019ll teach your kid a different language, well it pays to be bi-lingual in Peckham!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cassandra\u2019s birth control pills<\/strong> \u2013 naughty Damian \u2013 dunno where he gets it from<\/li>\n<li><strong>Peckham Spring<\/strong> \u2013 it\u2019s got a certificate ;-)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Marble Arch at Dawn<\/strong> \u2013 it\u2019s a master piece\u2026 or a mantle piece\u2026<\/li>\n<li><strong>Gold Chains<\/strong> \u2013 bought from Arnie, we\u2019ll double our money J<\/li>\n<li><strong>Illegal immigrant<\/strong> \u2013 answers to the name \u2018GARY\u2019<\/li>\n<li><strong>Arm Chair (the one Albert urinated in)<\/strong> \u2013 nice and warm<\/li>\n<li><strong>Answer phone<\/strong> \u2013 might be something wrong with the wiring \u2013 give it a bash<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cases of \u2018Communion\u2019 Wine<\/strong> \u2013 pre-blessed white wine<\/li>\n<li><strong>Chunky gold identity bracelet engraved \u2018Rooney\u2019<\/strong> \u2013 actually reads \u2018Rodney\u2019 but it\u2019s copper plate writing<\/li>\n<li><strong>Tony Angelino and Waq-er-Raquel Turner sing Cwy-er-Crying<\/strong> &#8211; cassette single \u2013 I could have made him wich!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3084\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3084\" class=\"size-large wp-image-3084\" title=\"del-car-boot\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/del-car-boot-550x412.jpg\" alt=\"Dels Car Boot Sale\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/del-car-boot-550x412.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/del-car-boot-530x397.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/del-car-boot.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3084\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dels top 20 items at a Car Boot Sale<\/p><\/div>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div 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