{"id":993,"date":"2010-01-04T20:38:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=993"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:38:39","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:38:39","slug":"mr-x-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr X Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mr X<\/h1>\n

Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham)<\/strong><\/strong>
\nScene\u00a0Two – INT – NAG’S HEAD – LUNCHTIME
\n\"Raquel\"Raquel is working behind the bar, there is little custom. Damien enters and sits down at the bar.<\/p>\n

Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 What are you doing here? Get out!<\/div>\n
Damien:\u00a0 Go on mum, just a lager.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Coming into a pub at your age.<\/div>\n
Damien:\u00a0 I live here!<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Not in the bar you don’t. What would your father say?<\/div>\n
Damien: “Pint or half” he said yesterday.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Get upstairs, Go on.<\/div>\n
Damien reluctantly walks away. Trigger enters the bar.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Morning Raquel.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Afternoon Trigger. Usual?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Yes, and I’ll treat myself to a chaser. I’ve had a bit of luck with the cards.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Schnapps?<\/div>\n
Trigger: No, not snap, poker actually.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 No, I mean what type of short Trigger?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Oh, I’ll have a nice malt.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Glenmorangie?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Yeah, ok then, one of those if you’ve got no malt. Is Del in?<\/div>\n
Racquel: He’s down in the cellar with Rodney. Do you need him?<\/div>\n
Raquel starts doing the drinks.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 He just sent me a text on my mobile, asked me to meet him in the cellar.<\/div>\n
Racquel: Oh right. So why did you just ask me where he was?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Well I wasn’t sure which one he meant.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 What other cellar would he be in?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 (Taps nose with finger) Always good to make sure. Right I’ll drink these and get down there then.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 OK, there’s no rush I don’t think. I’ll just tell him you’re here then.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Where is the cellar exactly?<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 The cellar? Downstairs Trigger!<\/div>\n
Raquel places Trigger’s drinks on the bar, he drinks the whiskey in one and starts on the pint.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Righto – just so I know. Tell him I’ll be down in a minute.<\/div>\n
Raquel shakes her head and exits. A few seconds later, Denzil enters. Trigger sees him come in.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Watcha Denzil, what are you having?<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Not here for a beer Trig. I’m here to see Del boy. He said he had some business for us.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Me an’ all.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Good god, that’s ominous! Where is he anyway? He said he’d meet me here.<\/div>\n
Raquel reenters<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 Del said he’ll see you in the cellar.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Yeah, it’s downstairs Denz!<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, obviously. Let’s get down there then shall we?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 (Supping his almost finished pint) Righto Denzil, away we go.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 OK then you two, there’ll be a beer for you when you get back.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Yeah, don’t throw it away Raquel.<\/div>\n
Raquel:\u00a0\u00a0 No, I meant I’d…..<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don’t worry Raquel, I’ll explain it to him!<\/div>\n
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Go to Part 3<\/a><\/div>\n\n
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