{"id":995,"date":"2010-01-04T20:39:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=995"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:39:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:39:55","slug":"mr-x-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr X Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n

Mr X<\/h1>\n

Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham)<\/strong><\/strong>
\nScene\u00a0Three – INT – NAG’S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY
\n\"downThere’s a lot of mess. Rodney and Del are discussing it when Denzil and Trigger walk in.<\/p>\n

Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ah! There you are you two, not before time. Have I<\/em> got a fantastic job for you.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Looking forward to it Del, so long as it’s not helping to clear all this mess up!<\/div>\n
Rodney: Whatever would have given him that idea eh Del?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Clearing a mess up! What do you take me for?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 No, you said something about paperwork didn’t you Del?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes Trig, that’s right. It’s all these papers here. Look at it all, there’s mountains of it.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mike’s fiddles is it?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Could be Denz, I’ve started to go through it but it’s a bit complicated. There’s letters here and<\/div>\n
documents. I can’t make head nor tail of it.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What? And you want us to help decipher it all?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, I want you to take it all down the skip.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So I was right all along! Bloody hell Del, you could have done that yourself! But instead you<\/div>\n
thought you’d find yourself a couple of mugs! Well you’re out of luck Derek, the answer’s no.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Well I’ll do it.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That a boy Trigger, I’ll show you what needs to go.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Trigger, are you mad? Remember the last time we tidied up after his rubbish? It was toxic waste,<\/div>\n
we spent a fortnight in hospital!<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Yeah, but he bought us some grapes.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And what might he be bringing us this time, a wreath?<\/div>\n
Rodney: Come on Denzil, be fair.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, that’s right Rodney, well said. Nothing dodgy this time.<\/div>\n
Rodney: No, I didn’t mean that, I meant that you’d be too tight to fork out for a wreath!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks very much Rodders, who’s side are you on?<\/div>\n
Rodney looks to each in turn.<\/div>\n
Rodney: At times Del it, ain’t yours!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You’re just like Romeo Caesar you are.<\/div>\n
Rodney: It’s Julius Caesar!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Julius? More like Judus with you, stabbing your own brother in the back. Well, Et tu Bruno!<\/div>\n
Rodney: Wrong again, it’s Brutus!<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 No, it was definitely Judus Dave.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Judus? Bruno? Brutus? Brute would be more like it, we’re supposed to be partners here Rodders,<\/div>\n
remember? (Looks at Trigger, then Denzil). Now look you two, I can’t offer the top exec jobs, I’m just the same old Del-boy I’ve always been. But when an opportunity comes along who do I call on? My oldest and bestest mates. Now what’s so wrong with that I don’t know. But honestly, (holds up hands resignedly), if you’d rather not bother to join in the enterprise then by all means just walk out the door now! No hard feelings.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Look, sorry Del, didn’t mean to be high and mighty about it, honest.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, you’re alright Denzil, you get going, sorry to trouble you.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Del, honestly, I’ll do it for you. We both will, won’t we Trig?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 I’m happy to help out Del-boy.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Pleased) I knew you wouldn’t let me down! Now you’re talking. Right, first thing that needs<\/div>\n
clearing are all these old kegs look! And then you can start on all those old crates of brown ale.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brown ale? Who drinks that these days?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Exactly! That’s what I said to Sid earlier on, and that’s why these are all two years out of date.<\/div>\n
Rodney: There’s Newcastle Brown Ale, that’s popular.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, thank you Rodney, but these aren’t Newcastle brown are they. (picks one up) they’re<\/div>\n
more like Old’hovel’ brown! This is the stuff that old blokes drank when I was Damien’s age.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, you wouldn’t catch the likes of Damien drinking it these days.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I caught him whipping a bottle yesterday, it’s another reason I want the lot outed!<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hey, who remembers Watney’s Party Seven?<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 No. Were they a bit like S Club Seven?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Laughs) No Trig, nor The Fun Boy Three neither! Watney’s Party Seven, it was a beer! A take<\/div>\n
out in a big can.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Always the last thing left to drink at a party.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Looks at Trigger) S Club Seven!<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So is that it then? The kegs and the brown?<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, well, practically.<\/div>\n
Rodney: How about the paperwork.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh yes, of course, that’s right, that’s what we were talking about look at it all. It all needs clearing.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Like I said before, what paperwork? (looks at Rodney) Is it important?<\/div>\n
Rodney: No, I’ve looked at it Denzil, it’s just a load of old rubbish of Mike’s.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yeah, we looked at it. Some of his fiddles are in there, we thought we’d better get rid.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Are you sure though Del? What if there’s something important?<\/div>\n
Rodney: Yes, thank you Denzil. I said that but he took no notice!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Yes! And as I said, there’s a time to let sleeping dogs lie. Mike was and still is a mate. Get rid of<\/div>\n
this in case there’s anything else dodgy in there.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I did wonder why you asked me to bring a shredder!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You brought it! Well done Denz, I knew you wouldn’t let us down. Rodders, I’d better be getting<\/div>\n
back to give Raquel a hand, I’ll leave you down here with Trigger and Denzil.<\/div>\n
Rodney: When did we discuss this then, partner<\/em>!<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve been sorting stuff out here for hours Rodney, what have you done? Or has changing a couple<\/div>\n
of nappies worn you out?<\/div>\n
Rodney: I was here for the post this morning. And I’m not doing this, I’m not your skivvy.<\/div>\n
Denzil and Trigger have already started, Denzil looks up and shakes his head.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You said last week to leave you with the paperwork.<\/div>\n
Rodney: I meant office paperwork, not picking up bits of paper work. Anyway, you tried that line with<\/div>\n
Denzil.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There’s a difference.<\/div>\n
Denzil:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (looking up) Yeah, I fell for it!<\/div>\n
Rodney: Yes, and I haven’t! I’m going back to the flat Del, I’ll do the accounts.<\/div>\n
Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Very well Rodney, if you really insist. OK, just you two then, and do the paperwork first. like I<\/div>\n
said, that’s the most important, we need to lose it just in case. Now if you need me, I’ll be in the<\/div>\n
bar.<\/div>\n
Trigger:\u00a0 Leave it to us Del-Boy.<\/div>\n
Del and Rodney exiting, leaving Trigger and Denzil to the clearing up.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Go to Part 4<\/a><\/div>\n\n
<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three – INT – NAG’S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There’s a lot of mess. Rodney and Del are discussing it when Denzil and Trigger walk in. Del:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ah! There you are you two, not before time. Have I got a fantastic job for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scripts"],"yoast_head":"\nMr X Part 3<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Mr X Part 3\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ofahnet\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@ofahnet\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Estimated reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"5 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"admin\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61\"},\"headline\":\"Mr X Part 3\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-01-04T20:39:55+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\"},\"wordCount\":1098,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Scripts\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\",\"name\":\"Mr X Part 3\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2010-01-04T20:39:55+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61\"},\"description\":\"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Mr X Part 3\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Only Fools and Horses\",\"description\":\"Only Fools and Horses Appreciation Society\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61\",\"name\":\"admin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9fbf7095d09bdf296986909afbe3c2cd?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ofah.net%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fnewslog%2Fimages%2Fgravataricon.gif&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9fbf7095d09bdf296986909afbe3c2cd?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ofah.net%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fnewslog%2Fimages%2Fgravataricon.gif&r=g\",\"caption\":\"admin\"},\"description\":\"We are always looking for new writers on the Only Fools and Horses Society Web site - fancy joining the team and having your own authors box, read this to apply\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/fancy-writing-an-article\/\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/author\/admin\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Mr X Part 3","description":"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_title":"Mr X Part 3","twitter_description":"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del","twitter_image":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg","twitter_creator":"@ofahnet","twitter_site":"@ofahnet","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"admin","Estimated reading time":"5 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/"},"author":{"name":"admin","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61"},"headline":"Mr X Part 3","datePublished":"2010-01-04T20:39:55+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/"},"wordCount":1098,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg","articleSection":["Scripts"],"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/","url":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/","name":"Mr X Part 3","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg","datePublished":"2010-01-04T20:39:55+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61"},"description":"Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Three - INT - NAG'S HEAD CELLAR, PRESENTLY There's a lot of mess. Rodney and Del","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/cellar2.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-3\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Mr X Part 3"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/","name":"Only Fools and Horses","description":"Only Fools and Horses Appreciation Society","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-GB"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6b387e74dbc5b2c3ecff7d00d2f80f61","name":"admin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9fbf7095d09bdf296986909afbe3c2cd?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ofah.net%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fnewslog%2Fimages%2Fgravataricon.gif&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9fbf7095d09bdf296986909afbe3c2cd?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ofah.net%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fnewslog%2Fimages%2Fgravataricon.gif&r=g","caption":"admin"},"description":"We are always looking for new writers on the Only Fools and Horses Society Web site - fancy joining the team and having your own authors box, read this to apply","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/fancy-writing-an-article\/"],"url":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/author\/admin\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}