{"id":997,"date":"2010-01-04T20:40:54","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ofah.webhostingireland.ie\/blog\/?p=997"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:40:54","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T20:40:54","slug":"mr-x-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr X part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: right; margin:5px 0 5px 5px;\">\n<amp-auto-ads type=\"adsense\"\r\n              data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\">\r\n<\/amp-auto-ads>\n<\/div>\n<h1>Mr X<\/h1>\n<p><strong><strong>Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from  Sleepless in Peckham)<\/strong><\/strong><br \/>\nScene\u00a0Four &#8211; INT &#8211; BACK AT THE BAR,  PRESENTLY<\/p><div class=\"d7386eeb5bdcd2f43c1295b58ceaf130\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- ofah2-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5593259115\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"raquel and del in nags head\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/images\/raqueldel.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"raquel and del in nags head\" hspace=\"0\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" align=\"right\" \/>Del:\u00a0Blimey, have you ever known anyone moan as much as  Rodney?<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0You&#8217;ll find me a match for him if you don&#8217;t keep our son out  of here.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0He lives here with us!<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0In the bar I mean, as well  you know. He was in here again just now asking for beer.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0Oh, it&#8217;s only a  couple of pints.<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0He&#8217;s fifteen!<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0I was drinking when I was  fifteen, didn&#8217;t do me any harm.<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0Do you think?<\/div>\n<div>Del gives Raquel a hurt look.<\/div>\n<div>Raquel:\u00a0Del, you&#8217;re the licensee! At best you&#8217;d be fined. You could lose  your license and even sent to prison!<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0I&#8217;ll say hello to Mike then,  eh!<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0Well you wouldn&#8217;t be seeing me visiting day. And anyway he&#8217;s been  released remember?<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0I know, Sid said. Which is about all he has said  lately. Miserable git.<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0You can&#8217;t expect him to be your biggest  fan.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0No, but he&#8217;s been a very hostile lately, He&#8217;s about as warm as an  Eskimo&#8217;s freezer.<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0Are you surprised? You took his job  away.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0Must we discuss this again?<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0No. I was just  remarking.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0What needs doing anyway?<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0Bottling up&#8217;s done, you  could check the till floats.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0(laughs) What shall I do, chuck it in the  Thames?<br \/>\nRaquel:\u00a0(no response) Just check the Till floats Del.<br \/>\nDel:\u00a0Oh all  right then.<\/div>\n<div>As they are talking, someone has entered the bar.<\/div>\n<div>Voice:\u00a0Is anyone serving in here then?<\/div>\n<div>Del and Raquel look up in surprise.<\/div>\n<div>Del:\u00a0Bloody Hell, hello Mike!<br \/>\nMike:\u00a0Hello Trotter.<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-5\/\">Go to Part 5<\/a><\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ofah.net\/blog\/mr-x-part-4\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"125\" src=\"\" class=\"alignright wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Mr X Mr X\u00a0by Jimmy Connerly (One year on from Sleepless in Peckham) Scene\u00a0Four &#8211; INT &#8211; BACK AT THE BAR, PRESENTLY Del:\u00a0Blimey, have you ever known anyone moan as much as Rodney? 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