4 Responses to “Only Fools and Horses Script Part 1”

  1. Griff says:

    It was a decent script. I began writing scripts of my own OFAH episodes when I was 16. Ten years later and I still attempt to write my own script for an original comedy piece. Bloody difficult.

    I have a couple of OFAH scripts on here. The grammar is a bit shoddy and I would imagine the “jokes” I wrote seemed funny to me back then!

    • Simon Nash says:

      Hi Griff!

      Thanks for the comments and feedback mate. I wanted to make this one REALLY long. I actually wish I had now. But I thought it would get a bit boring.
      Miami Twice is probably the only story where I watched the end of it and thought how would they be feeling having escaped the mafia?! truth is they would either get on with their lives or more realistically go into shock or keep watching their backs for a while! but that would’ve been more like an episode of Eastenders! but I can see some potential funny bits in there too. Like everytime they heard a loud noise they’d duck! (but too close to Strangers on the Shore) That’s the trouble really. Sullivan was such an amazing writer he’s thought of all the good ones already! I will be putting fingers to keyboard again for a new story one day. thanks for reading it and I’ll check out some of your scripts later.
      Cheers mate
      Simon

  2. Griff says:

    So far, so good!

    What a line this was, a genuine laugh out loud from me in the office just now:

    Trigger: I’ve had my fair share of women Mike.

    Boycie: Yeah, but every time you take a bird out to dinner they have to ask to look the menu in braille. ahahahahahahahaha…

    10/10 stuff.. about to read the second page.

    • Simon Nash says:

      Hi Griff!

      Thanks for that! not sure where that came from to be honest!! I just wrote what I thought they’d say.
      Hope you enjoy/enjoyed the rest of it!
      Cheers mate
      Simon

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