“I suppose she’s gone window shopping at Rent-a-Kill”
NAME: Pauline Harris
EPISODE: The Second time around (series 1)
Twice widowed and on the prowl, Del’s old flame Pauline Harris comes back into his life and within day’s it’s talk of diamond rings and wedding bells.
Pauline move’s in with Del, much to the chagrin of Rodney & Grandad who suspect that she’s intent on adding Del to her collection of matrimonial corpses.With tension’s at an all time high, Grandad toothless & Rodney living on Corned Beef the two concoct a plan with Trigger to rid Trotter Towers of the ‘two timing murderess’ for good.
They succeed but not without having to invade a strangers home and receiving the mother of all phone bills, still, it could have been worse, well maybe not, I mean, where would she get a bomb from?
BEST LINE: “No, in the cemetery” Pauline’s true colours start to come out as she reveals that her second husband, much like her 1st is not residing in them new flat’s in the Blackshaw road but is actually, just like a certain borough in Newcastle – under lime!
‘No time to yourselves?….you spend most of your lives up in that bedroom…. giant panda’s mate quicker than you 2’