“It’s a good job your mother died when she did because that would have killed her”
NAME: Sandra
EPISODE: The long legs of the law (series 2)
When Rodney achieves a life-long ambition (because he’s kinky) and pull’s a copper, Delboy hit’s the panic button, one wrong word from his dipstick brother could see him doing five years.
Unable to convince Rodney not to take her out, Del fears the worst & although he often brands him a Wally even Del didn’t think Rodney would be stupid enough to invite an off-duty copper into the house, especially not one wearing one of his knocked off watches.
Still, with a bit of luck, engaging their brains before opening their mouths and the vain hope that Sandra doesn’t notice half of the items in the flat are nicked, pinched or pillaged they may get away with it.
It doesn’t help matters then, when over the course of 15 minutes, Rodney and Grandad between them reveal themselves to be Smugglers, VAT Cheats, Pirates & black marketeers.
BEST LINE: “Does anything in your flat belong to you” Sandra reveals that, not surprisingly, she’d seen a lot of the Trotter’s flat before…….in police files!
